Change- Paradise (1981)

I often wonder if I should change my 'Thug Life' tattoo to 'Hug Life', because it's a great way to trick people into giving me physical affection.

Donna Summer- If It Hurts Just A Little (1982)

If it hurts just a little, then whoa, you're totally doing it wrong. 

Change- Hold Tight (1981)

If you ever happen upon a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow, hold onto that little green fucker tight, and never let him go. You never know when you're going to need some extra coin, and leprechauns are basically tiny, annoying ATMS.

Evelyn "Champage" King - Back To Love (1982)

When I was younger, 'back to school' used to be all about new outfits, new crushes, and new opportunities to learn. Now, it just means a longer, more disorganized line at the Domino's by my work, and a greater chance that someone will be an asshole to me on the bus.

Steve Parks - Movin' In The Right Direction (1981)

Until I saw the trailers for the new 'One Direction' movie, I had no idea there was boys in the band that weren't named 'Harry".